I'm ready to share this life altering event. It's a crazy one.
It's not a leave of absence. I am
re·tired /riˈtīī(ə)rd/ Adjective
1. Having left one's job and ceased to work.
Yes, I quit my job last November. My company never wanted to put me on the layoff list, so I quit. They weren't even nice enough to say I didn't have to work my two weeks notice; we'll just pay you.
Ahhhhh! Retirement! at least until the money runs out *LOL*